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havemanymonkeys:

Good to know for planning reasons, continued and updated.

Neilsen has handily revamped their lists.

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isaacjamess:

One of the best outtakes from any television show, ever. 

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thelucidfox:

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becausebirds:

An owl gets inside the house. The Owl Whisperer™ tries to get it back outside again. x

THIS MAN IS A LEGEND

I am laughing so fucking hard Omg 😂😂😂

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November 19th, 2013,
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
Me-me-me.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.
My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via dingdongyouarewrong)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Sarah Paulson 

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"You’re one tough cookie, you know that?"

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pinkmnss:

Get to Know Me Meme - [1/16] favorite female characters

Tina Belcher » ”Dad, if you believe you’re beautiful, you will be. I did.”

My dream life

My dream life

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gameofchrons:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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thebeastfromthebigeast:

quackenbuschlight:

i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”

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fionnathehumanuniverse:

The Alphabet of Adventure Time.

Part 2: Q-Z

kitarcane-deactivated20140614 said: Que the "show pussy bb" "bb, show pussy." "BB. I WANNA SEE UR PUSSY" messages.

purr-purrr:

PUSSY SHOT

dansrules:

disneyfab:

this literally gave me chills.

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast in my life.

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theorcas:

"I’ve been part of a revolution and two change of Presidents in Central and South America… I’ve seen some things that are hard to believe… But this was the worst thing I’ve ever done… is hunt that whale." - John Crowe, Diver and former orca hunter.

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